JOKES : LITTLE JOHNNY

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During an English lesson, the teacher ask the students,
"Now tell me. What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
 Little Johnny at the back of the class replied,
"A teacher."

Little Johnny asks a pregnant women,
"What is in your tummy?"
"My baby."
"Do you love him?"
"Of course I do."
"Why did you eat him then?"